Plastic surgery and repercussions

Facelift
If your face is the only thing being lifted where is the rest of your body supposed to go? Might as well get a full body lift.
Upside: wrinkle-free skin
Downside: muscle immobility resulting in being stuck with whatever last expression you had on your face before going under.

Implants
Wondering which one to chose; the boob or butt silicone? Go for both because it’s hot.
Upside: everything is up.
Downside: no one sees your facelift.

Hair transplant
Always dreamed of it? Now you can have it. The unnecessary carpet on your chest and back is moving on up.
Upside: you’re covered
Downside: knowledge is leaking out of all the extra (vanity) holes in your head

Veneers/lumineers
The dream of all dreams is to have that million-dollar, pearly-white smile. Nobody wants to see the nasty, yellowing stalagmites attached to your gums. Also, it’s not cute to never smile, it looks suspicious.
Upside: instant good looks, charisma and charm
Downside: speech therapy not included

Liposuction
The single, fastest weight loss method on the market today. Walk in bloated, walk out perfectly sculpted.
Upside: Rapid procedure. Say goodbye to all the happy meals you ever had.
Downside: Say hello to all the happy meals you ever had (rapid procedure). Also, shifting of all the implants, lifts and transplants may occur and only your veneers can save you.